Advertisement Idea For Rosetta Stone
Late at night
About half past dark
Cows meow
And horses bark.
Dogs copy frogs
Pigs say "baa"
Sheep make the sound of a passing car.
Mice roar
Chipmunks cheep
Clams copy vans (a bit like the sheep).
Hummingbirds whistle - I know, it's crazy
Ducks still quack
But they're just fucking lazy.
You can learn too
Wherever you are
Strolling in the park
Or having sex in a car
Rearranging your nads, reading ads on the tube
Or trussed up in a dungeon while your friend applies lube.
And I know it's not as easy as making a sandwich.
But it's a skill, and a thrill.
Learn a foreign language.
About half past dark
Cows meow
And horses bark.
Dogs copy frogs
Pigs say "baa"
Sheep make the sound of a passing car.
Mice roar
Chipmunks cheep
Clams copy vans (a bit like the sheep).
Hummingbirds whistle - I know, it's crazy
Ducks still quack
But they're just fucking lazy.
You can learn too
Wherever you are
Strolling in the park
Or having sex in a car
Rearranging your nads, reading ads on the tube
Or trussed up in a dungeon while your friend applies lube.
And I know it's not as easy as making a sandwich.
But it's a skill, and a thrill.
Learn a foreign language.
