Comedy/Poetry
You like poetry? You like comedy?
I like to do a bit of both, now and again.
Click on the titles below to read the poems, or ideally watch the films (they're meant to be performed).
First up though, a couple of comedy clips.
ANGEL COMEDY SHOWCASE
Saturday 4th March 2023, The Bill Murray, Angel, Islington
Host: Ben Target MC: Andy Barr
I like to do a bit of both, now and again.
Click on the titles below to read the poems, or ideally watch the films (they're meant to be performed).
First up though, a couple of comedy clips.
ANGEL COMEDY SHOWCASE
Saturday 4th March 2023, The Bill Murray, Angel, Islington
Host: Ben Target MC: Andy Barr
COMEDY VIRGINS
Monday 13th March 2023, The Cavendish Arms, Stockwell
(I won. The smallest trophy the world's ever seen, but I'll take it.)
Monday 13th March 2023, The Cavendish Arms, Stockwell
(I won. The smallest trophy the world's ever seen, but I'll take it.)
Poetry
PIC: 'Kardashian Kar Krash' at Jawdance, Rich Mix, Shoreditch, 17/3/15 (mum's 70th!)
VID: 'Hate' and 'A Happy Ending' at Spoken Word London, Shoreditch, 17/1/18 (click to play)
VID: 'Sorry' and 'A Poem I Can't Remember The Title Of'
at Spoken Word London, Shoreditch, 21/03/2018 (click to play)
at Spoken Word London, Shoreditch, 21/03/2018 (click to play)
PICS: Spoken Word London at VFD bar, Shoreditch, early December, 2018
The Poems
A Poem I Can't Remember The Title Of
Kardashian Kar Krash
Hate
A Happy Ending?
Did You Get Injured Reading This Poem?
Warning: Heart Thieves Operate In This Area
Advertisement Idea For Rosetta Stone
Sorry
Pond
Cheese On Toast
Car Philosophy
Without You
Fly Garden Disco
Broken Hearted In Tescos
Butter
Cheesy Love Poem
Moth
It's Hard To Put Your Clothes On When It's Clammy
Signs
Dog Poetry
Alan Key
Balaclava Blues
Asteroids
Be Careful When Naming Your HMS Ships
Finite Time
The Sadness Of The Hole Punch
Apoca Lips
Toffee Crisp, A Lament
Not Dog
Life
