It's Hard To Put Your Clothes On When It's Clammy
For those of you who just can’t hack it
Opening a little ketchup packet
It’s easy and it’s quite uncanny
But
Audience: It’s hard to put your clothes on when it’s clammy.
Getting glitter out of your clothes
Is simple… and everybody knows
I suppose - it’s really not jammy
But
Audience: It’s hard to put your clothes on when it’s clammy.
Like the end of the Sellotape
And Primark clothes that keep their shape
Finding them’s fine, don’t be a fanny
But
Audience: It’s hard to put your clothes on when it’s clammy.
Getting a doctor’s appointment
When all you really want is that embarrassing ointment
No, it’s not a double whammy
But
Audience: It’s hard to put your clothes on when it’s clammy.
Gauging your girlfriend’s mood
Or getting the last bit from the toothpaste tube
Aren’t tasks to ask your granny
But
Audience: It’s hard to put your clothes on when it’s clammy.
Don’t worry it’s an easy win
To get all your nail clippings in the bin
Even if your leg’s a bit gammy
But
Audience: It’s hard to put your clothes on when it’s clammy.
And don’t ever say it’s a drag
Finding something in a lady’s bag
Just look in every nook and cranny
But
Audience: It’s hard to put your clothes on when it’s clammy.
Putting a duvet cover back on
Is fine on your own, it shouldn’t take long
You’ve just got to be a bit canny
But
Audience: It’s hard to put your clothes on when it’s clammy.
Finding everlasting love
Or solving world peace, or any of the above
Ain't hard, and nor is winning a Grammy
But
Audience: It’s hard to put your clothes on when it’s clammy.
Opening a little ketchup packet
It’s easy and it’s quite uncanny
But
Audience: It’s hard to put your clothes on when it’s clammy.
Getting glitter out of your clothes
Is simple… and everybody knows
I suppose - it’s really not jammy
But
Audience: It’s hard to put your clothes on when it’s clammy.
Like the end of the Sellotape
And Primark clothes that keep their shape
Finding them’s fine, don’t be a fanny
But
Audience: It’s hard to put your clothes on when it’s clammy.
Getting a doctor’s appointment
When all you really want is that embarrassing ointment
No, it’s not a double whammy
But
Audience: It’s hard to put your clothes on when it’s clammy.
Gauging your girlfriend’s mood
Or getting the last bit from the toothpaste tube
Aren’t tasks to ask your granny
But
Audience: It’s hard to put your clothes on when it’s clammy.
Don’t worry it’s an easy win
To get all your nail clippings in the bin
Even if your leg’s a bit gammy
But
Audience: It’s hard to put your clothes on when it’s clammy.
And don’t ever say it’s a drag
Finding something in a lady’s bag
Just look in every nook and cranny
But
Audience: It’s hard to put your clothes on when it’s clammy.
Putting a duvet cover back on
Is fine on your own, it shouldn’t take long
You’ve just got to be a bit canny
But
Audience: It’s hard to put your clothes on when it’s clammy.
Finding everlasting love
Or solving world peace, or any of the above
Ain't hard, and nor is winning a Grammy
But
Audience: It’s hard to put your clothes on when it’s clammy.
